Apologize to your muses!

[~Chinchii~]

Okay.. We've all done stuff to our muses that we regret. So here's your place to appeal to them! x3

Dear Mara,

OKAY. I'M SORRY I ATTACHED YOU TO MARAIA. I know she's boring. Believe me, I know. I didn't have a choice! I'm sorry I want to kill you in every plot to ever grace the face of the planet, whether by falling down stairs, buildings, or just putting you in a labyrinth and letting you fend for yourself.

Love, Autu

[michi]

DEAR NICHOLAS,

I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE MADE OF ULTIMATE FAIL AND I TAKE MY ULTIMATE ANGER OUT ON YOU. ASHDFJHSJKL. -KILLS- JSK;DFJLSDF.

(I'LL WRITE SOMETHING MORE HEART-WRENCHING LATER, SADJFK;DASJK.)

[destinyeyes]

Dear Libria,
I'm sorry that in every rp I tear you away from Riku, torture you, give you MPD, make you shorter (She started off 5'5, now she's 5'3), and generally take the piss out of you with every chance I get, giving you funny nicknames like 'The BubbleGum princess of the candyfloss castle'.
And I'm sorry that you're a bimbo.
And that you can't go 5 metres without getting glomped by a rabbit...
BUT IT'S FUNNY DAMMIT.
~
Dear Felienne,
I'm sorry that everyone knows you're a cow and always use you for arguments, and I also apologise for making your hair so long you can't walk cause you fall over it xD
I'm sorry your relationships always die xD
And I'm sorry you'll never be accepted into society because you're a freak who sits on chandeliers xD
~
Dear Reina,
I'm sorry you get walked over by everyone XD And that you have to do all the jobs we hate, like looking after the pets.
And I'm sorry you've got no say or opinion in anything xD
~
Dear Celestina,
I'm sorry you're so innocent you don't know what drugs are and are destroying yourself C:
~
Dear Zai,
I'm sorry you're not a muse, despite being a character for over a year now XD GUTTED.

[~Chinchii~]

Hmm..

Dear Myria:

I'm sorry I killed your boyfriend. Like.. seriously. If I had known, I wouldn't have. Promise! Maybe I'll make you a necromancer, so you can bring him back to life or something.. (Would that be creepy? I don't think so..) Well.. Maybe a bit.. -blink-

[♥ROSEH♥]

Dear Kiru,

God, this'll be good. I'm actually not sure where to start. I'm sorry I made you an evil, evil creature, eternally cursed to be a malevolent idiot. But if you weren't so evil, you wouldn't of met Lolita, so there's some good in that? I'm sorry that I created two other muses whose company isn't quite comforting, and that they aren't 'intelligent' for you. I wish I could reverse your egotistical, and flamboyant self, but then you wouldn't be the lovable Kiwi you are. Everyone loves the bad ass at some point, right?

xD Also, me and Phoe are thoroughly sorry for the infinite number of times we've tried to pair you with Kiseki. It was absolutely hilarious, and I have to apologize for the fact that no, I'll never delete those chats between you. They cheer me up immensely after reading them. Then again, I can't stress how Lolita again comes into play. YAY FOR YOU ACTUALLY PICKING SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU. Oh, and I'd like to say sorry for giving you a father that's an angel, and a vixen mother, who 'presumably' has had a go with a few others. >.> Psh, slut. I'm sorry for insulting her. Well, she is a whore though! I'm sorry for that too. I'm also sorry you're unforgiving and probably will kill me after reading this. XD I'd say that I didn't have anything to do with your awesome looks, but then I'd be lying. :x Also, I know that tail's a pain. Sorry for that.

♥: Roseh

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Dear Caecus;

I'd like to apologize for your name looking like Caca. It always reminds me of poop. LMAO. Also, my bad for making you blind, and having Kiru constantly trip him. Even though that's kinda your fault. I'm sorry that you've never met your parents either, and that you have to put up with Kaii, since Kiru doesn't like hugs. I'm also sorry I never pay attention to you as much as Kaii and Kiru. XDD

♥:Roseh

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Dear Kaii;

....

I'm just all around sorry for you. XDDD Sorry that your a push-over and so weak. Also that your wings were ripped off, and now you have leetle stubs of wings left. But they do make you look cute! I'm sorry I made you look so innocent too, your conniving nature doesn't really suit it. Also for hating you the most. Hey, you have cat ears. Not my fault I hate them. Losing wings was for the best though! If you didn't lose them, then you might've been as mean as Kiru. Even though that's impossible. Forgive me? I know you're going to, just because I made you so forgiving. Sap. I'm sorry for that. XD

♥:Roseh

[Darkpidgeot]

Dear my characters,

Umm...I'm sorry for making you based off my personality? Seriously, I got nothing.

Darkpidgeot.

[michi]

Dear Nicholas,

I am sorry that you are my only character made up of ultimate fail. I'm sorry I'm your brother's fangirl. I'm sorry your brother is a bastard who massacred your whole family and left you to live. I'm sorry that your close friends are constantly going Rogue. I'm also sorry I used to make you pee your pants whenever you saw a Pokemon. I'm sorry that you aren't as forgiving in the future and I'm also sorry that you end up being suicidal. Also, sorry you're the lamest boyfriend-thing ever... And that you were Nami-less for some time. /:

~ Your All-Knowing Creator

[Molly]

Dear Pyro/Yvette,

I'm sorry for changing your name and your ethnic race, honestly. I'm also sorry for abuseing you with my neglect. Your made of awesome and pretty much a bi-polar closetcase. I never used you for a muse after since I stopped caring. I'm also sorry I made you be so hated by everyone and kept on trying (and suceeding) to make you an asshole. In the future I'll try to make you alittle more likeable and hopfully quieter. I'm also super sorry for when I made you suicidal before we even joined the original guild on neo, not softcore, hardcore.

All my heart,
Molly J.

[Christine!]

Dear Jeff,
Oh wow. Where do I start. I could apologize to you FOREVER...

First of all, I'm sorry about the increasingly annoying rambles and rants that go on and on and on about Mewtwo. But I can't help it. He's amazing, and you know it. But I know you've been hearing them since you were created, waaay back in like 2005.

Also, I'm sorry you had to see your best friend nearly die. Cause of near-death, Mewtwo, of course, but it was such a great story. You know? Yeah. You do know, 'cause you lived through it. ^__^

And I'm sorry you're going to die when you're like 25.

I'm sorry you'll never date Kaleen, who is the love of your life, but if I made your life perfect, everyone would accuse you of being a Mary-Sue. And you wouldn't like that, would you? (:

I'm sorry I use you in just about every Pokémon fanfic I've written. Wait, edit: EVERY single one. But I love ya to death. Wait, wait, there was one you weren't in. Phew! 'Kay scratch that. xD;

I'm sorry you have two left feet and can never make it into the muscials at your highschool. But at least you can sing! ♫

And... uh... I'm sorry you never met your parents. But they were drunkard alcoholics. There's a reason they crashed while driving drunk after dropping you off with a nanny when you were 6 months old. TIS FATE THAT KILLED THEM. And so that worked out nicely.

One more thing: Sorry your foster parents are never rich. But you're almost 18, so then you can move out! WOO!

Much love,
Christine

[Soraelna]

Dear Drake

I'm sorry your the only muse that I have never used in a story or roleplay. I can never find a place for you in any of them. I'm sorry you have to put up with Esiah and his attempted hugs. I'm sorry I made you very homicidal for the longest time, but I needed someone like that at the time. Or so I thought. Finally, I'm sorry for changing everything about you.

~~~

Dear Min

I'm sorry for sticking you with Drake. But, hey, at least he's not a cold-hearted bastard anymore. I'm sorry for constantly giving you the bad parts in my writings, like where your best friend tried to kill you. Very sorry about that one.

~~~

Dear Esiah

Sorry for giving you bunny ears. But they fit you and I love them. I'm sorry you have to put up with Akina and are too innocent to do anything about it. I'm sorry for making you so weak, but I needed to balance out the power.

~~~

Dear Akina

I'm sorry for making you so hyper-active.

~~~

Dear Zephyr

I'm sorry for making you competitive with Drake. I'm sorry you get your ass kicked every time you challenge him to a fight. I'm sorry that you'll never get Min and your stuck with putting up with your sister all day. I'm sorry you lost all of your money gambling, however, that is mainly your fault anyway. I'm sorry you obsess over your hair like a girl.

Love Sora

[Re Apologize to your muses]

Dear Kenji,

I am sorry for making you as idiotic as possible. I am sorry for making making you lack common sense and you height. I had no choice but to make you short becuase I am short. I am sorry for giving you red hair and a matching outfit.

-Chuck

Dear Charizard,

I am sorry for ever creating Kenji. XD

-Chuck