What's In A Name?

[~Chinchii~]

||This is by a friend of mine, Word Bender on Fanfiction.net||

Chapter One –What’s In a Name

Dear Diary,

Had a fun day today.

Went on a picnic with Lady Assailant of the Flames on Island Turtle.

Had a nice chat with Aqua Madoor on the tides.

Flame was a little edgy because she’s a fire attribute and she was on a turtle.

Her having PMS didn’t help much either.

I took her home and the headed to the Spellcaster section of the Shadow Realm.

Lucky there is only one of each of us or else we would all be swamped by Karibo just about now.

Neo the Magic Swordsman came along and helped me find my way home.

I hate not being a full-blown Spellcaster.

Even though I am a more powerful monster that Neo he still has much better training than me and a lot more experience.

Fortunately I have a person to take me on.

Unfortunately it’s Dark Magician.

He almost never says anything is always locked up in his room perfecting a spell or perfecting activating a magic or trap card.

Never even seen the inside of it.

Not that I want to.

Neo told me to try and study hard so I would be a minor challenge in the upcoming Spellcaster annual tournament.

I told him to go screw Mystical Elf.

He just blushed stared at the ground and kept the Light-orb in front of us going.

Damn him.

I hate it when he stops talking.

He has this way of making everything around him go still and quiet like it was snowing.

Without me freezing my ass off of course.

He broke the silence by telling me ‘we’re here’, and then just turned around and left.

I shook my head right about then.

Strange guy.

It’s just now I realize that he doesn’t live anywhere near our house.

Ours referring to me having to live with my, and I quote ‘Master’.

Unfortunatly.

Thinking about it he lives halfway across the section.

I must remember to thank him and lay off the Mystical Elf jokes.

………

How come Neo gets the good name.

I mean I’m stronger than him.

I have a better namesake.

I have a namesake, period.

Not that I appreciate it or anything.

But I mean come on.

My attribute is Dark, my type is Spellcaster, which is basically magician, sorcerer, wizard, you get the idea, and I’m a girl.

And what do these brilliant minds call me.

Dark Magician Girl.

Oh praise Ra!

What a glorious name!

What a blessing to Duel Monsters!

All hail the amazing eloquence of . . . Dark Magician Girl?

I mean come on people!

You could at least try to do better.

Just a little bit.

How about, Ultimate Gloria.

Or maybe, check this one out, Shadow Sorceress.

Or Keeper of the Spells.

Just something other than Dark Magician Girl.

Hell I’d settle for Dark Magicians Girl.

Just something to denote-

….

…

Did I just write that?

Guess I did.

Till next time-

Infinity Enchanter

Chapter 2 – What’s in a name?

Dear Diary,

Tried to ask Dark Magician what he thought would be a better name for me.

He just looked at me funny and said he liked my name the way it was.

Pouh!

Who asked the old fart anyway?

Okay, so maybe he’s not that old.

Okay, so maybe he’s not old.

But when your seventeen anyone older than you is old.

Even if he is only three years older than me, and my birthday is coming up next month.

Well, my make-believe birthday anyway.

You see we monsters are immortal.

(How else could we survive for tens of thousands of years?)

So we have our birthdays on the day we were first made.

Thank you whoever thought of that.

Well I’m not going to be eighteen that’s for sure.

I caught up with Neo on the edge of training arena in the rec. center.

After thanking him for taking me home he asked me were DM was.

Pouh!

No friggin clue!

I left shortly after when I saw everyone making googlie eyes at a new Amazoness monster that had recently entered.

That’s not all.

While taking my daily swimming lessons with Aqua Madoor, Red Archery Girl came over and started to make her moves.

Let’s just say she’s very good.

I left.

I sat on the cliff of the Fissure trap card and watched the sun go down.

It was beautiful.

Reds, oranges, pinks, purples, and even greens lit up the sky.

Even Dark Magician lightened up when he saw it.

He was there too, did I mention?

He told me, after the sun went down, that tomorrow we would begin training again.

Pouh.

Hmm let me see what other names are left.

Something powerful and feminine.

I got it!

Witch of the Darkness Flame. (because my signature attack is Dark Burning Attack)

No too long

How about Witch of Dark Destruction.

I sound like a vampire.

Hmm a mystery for the ages.

Lucky I have that long.

Well until later.

Passion Enchantress

Dear Diary,

Had a very confusing day today.

Not that living in the Shadow Realm isn’t confusing already.

Well first I woke up and found my Wand missing.

I jumped into my armor and immediately went into the Trap sector.

Undoubtedly it was difficult and confusing.

I found the Trap I was looking for, The Inexperienced Spy.

He said he would find my Wand and I needn’t worry.

Needn’t worry my Wand.

I wandered around town hoping I could find my Wand before my training with Mr. Grouchy Toga.

I did.

Or rather it found me.

I was just sitting on the curb of the street minding my own business when along came a Dragon.

A Blue Eyes Toon Dragon to be exact.

Now Toons can only be activated when the Toon World magic card is activated first.

And sure enough there in the distance was a fairy tale animated wonderland.

Damn Pegasus.

So this Dragon was hopping around with my Wand in his mouth.

My Wand!

So I jumped on the Toon and tried to use a tug-of-war method of getting my Wand back.

Needless to say it didn’t work as planned.

Eventually, since the Dragon was like a dog to a bone with my Wand, I took him to my training session with Mr. Grouchy Toga hoping that if anyone Purple Ass over here could get my Wand back.

He did.

It was embarrassing really.

He just looked at me, then at the Toon and back to me.

I smiled.

He sighed shook his head and crocked a finger at the Dragon in my arms.

It lifted up in the air and released my Wand.

Now all this would have been fine and good if one thing hadn’t happened after that.

My Wand fell on my head.

I had taken my helmet off earlier and let me tell you right now it hurt.

Stupid Wand.

Okay so I had my wand back now it was time for training.

Joy.

Dark Magician told me that today we would learn how to fly.

I nearly killed myself then and there.

I hate heights.

Mr. I Love To Torture My Ungrateful Pupil just made his wand balance three feet in the air and jumped on.

Literally.

He was standing on his wand and looking at me expectantly.

I never knew he could air walk.

Michael Jordan has nothing on this guy.

So I made my wand float about a foot and a half in the air and sat on it.

I really didn’t want to have to go to Dian Keto’s today.

Or maybe I did just to get out of going any higher than my height.

After remembering that DM could read minds on certain occasions I decided just to suck it up and do the lesson.

Which was actually a good thing since as it turns out the mind meddler actually had been listening in and he told me so.

Can’t a girl get any privacy in the Shadow Realm?!

Let me answer that for myself.

Ahem.

NO.

All right so after falling lessons I went home.

Walking.

Neo caught up with me and asked if I needed any help.

Seeing as I could barely move I agreed.

How come Neo gets the good name, the good training, and the seemingly effortless ability to fly without any magical device or any trace of fear?

I wanna be Neo.

I wasn’t too terribly afraid when he was flying me home because he didn’t lift me up too high.

He was holding me in a newlywed style, which was incredibly comfortable.

And warm.

And sweet.

And……

Uh-oh.

I know what I’m doing and I’m gonna stop.

Now names.

Today I’m looking for something mysterious.

What about Dark Feminine Illusion. (a/n Courtesy of Sakurelle)

Or Mistress of Dark Spells. (See above a/n)

Or possibly Death Guardian.

Nah, a little depressing doncha thick?

O well tomorrows another day.

Until next time-

~ Caretaker of the Shadow Cloud

What’s in a name – Chapter 4

Dear Diary,

Guess what?

Since you don’t know I’ll give you two choices-

Good

Or bad.

Let’s go with good.

Good news is my ‘Master’ (to be now referred to Torturer of Souls) entered me in the Spellcaster Tournament.

Bad news is I qualified.

More bad news.

The official public presentation starts in two weeks.

Oh!

But it gets better.

Neo, Torturer of Souls and I are all competing and are in one of the four different sectors for whom there will be one champion.

But there is some good news!

A certain someone started to hit on a certain someone else!

I’ll give you a hint.

The ‘certain someone else’ is big, purple, and obsessed with the way his hair looks.

If you guessed The Pretty Purple Primrose Prince of All Spellcasters Big and Small, (A/N Special thanks to Sakurelle for giving me this idea)

You’re right

At least it was someone mildly decent looking, and a Spellcaster.

Too bad I don’t know her name.

Pixie something or other

Had a decent swim lesson with Mad (Aqua Madoors’ new nickname since he saw Red Archery Girl flirting with Undersea Swordsman)

Falling lessons with the Torturer of Souls went as well as could be expected.

Neo took me to see a newly activated trap card.

Bo-ring.

Or it would have been.

Too bad he fell in the trap we were going to see.

I guess it’s not called Trap Hole for nothing.

Since Trap Hole sends any monster with an attack of 1000 or higher to the Card Graveyard guess where Neo went.

I decided to go look for him because the Reaper of the Cards has an attack of 1750 and Neo only has an attack of 1700.

Not good.

I decided to fly.

With my eyes closed so I wouldn’t have to see where I was going or how high off the ground I was.

Also very not good.

And stupid once I think about it.

Luckily my sixth sense came through and I got to the Graveyard with out running into anything.

Or anybody.

Almost.

Had a heated disputation of opinions with Harpy Lady while stuck in a tree.

Not one of my better debates I’ll say that right now.

So I got to the graveyard and was searching for hours upon hours on end for Neo.

Came out and there he was!

Lounging nonchalantly against a gravestone sleeping.

Sleeping!

I hit him, wait I should rephrase that, beat him with my Wand until he awoke, I should rephrase that too.

Ahem.

I beat Neo with my Wand until I noticed he was awake.

There!

Ok so Neo’s pissed I’m pissed and Harpy Lady’s pissed.

It all works out.

Neo flew me home again.

Torturer of Souls got pissed after seeing Neo drop me off on the outcrop of my window.

He later said it was ‘a precarious position not fit for a Spellcaster-in training’.

Hello?

Did I miss something here?

He made me fly 800+ feet in the air and he’s afraid of me falling off a three meter drop?

Precarious position my Wand.

Pouh!

Old foggy.

Names, names, names

Today I’m looking for something Imposing and Dark.

Moonbeam Enchantress.

Neither Dark nor Imposing.

Ebony Mystic

Nice or how about –

Raven of the Spells

Sounds like I’m a blackbird.

Till later-

-Nightmare Sorceress

~ End of Entry ~

Dear Diary,

Seems like everyone’s pissed today.

Or was it yesterday?

No its today.

And yesterday now that I think about it.

Oh well.

Mad got, well, mad after watching Red Archery Girl flirt with both Undersea Swordsman and Kaiser Seahorse.

One word.

Trou – ble.

Big time.

Then Mystical Elf got pissed when I asked if she was entered in the Spellcaster Tourney.

She said no turned around and left.

She also said that she believed herself above such mild games that monsters even considered entertainment.

I nearly died of laughter.

I later found out from Judge Man, who happens to be both a good friend of my Masters and the Judge of the tourney that Mystical Elf was eliminated in the first round.

But that’s not the sad part.

The sad part is she was beaten by Kariboh (I apologize for the past misspelling)

How he got in is beyond me.

He’s not even a Spellcaster.

For such a fuzztail he sure is spunky.

Did I mention he’s an evil genius out to destroy the Monster Shadow Realm?

Yeah, sad I know.

Oh and Masters pissed cause he LOOKED IN MY DIARY and saw all the names I had come up for him!

Can you say privacy invasion of the century!?

Okay so I can’t blame him let me list all the names I’ve called him.

Or not.

Let’s just say he objects to the public humiliation.

Did I miss something?

Public humiliation?

It’s my diary for Ra’s sake!

There is nothing public about it!

At least I hope not.

Then after all that Neo gets pissed and gets me pissed at the same time.

Is that a record?

Alright so it all started out when I asked Neo what he thought would be a cool name for me.

Today I wanted (and still do) a powerful, royal almost type name.

Can you guess what he suggested?

Neo the Magic Swordsman’s Girl.

This time I really did die of laughter.

The look on his face was for the books.

I think he found the laughter offensive in some way.

Pouh!

So he got pissed which got me pissed.

It all works out

And when I’m not happy, nobodies happy.

At least I hope no ones happy.

Then after that Judge Man decided that the presentation part of the Tourney would begin in three days.

Three days!

That’s only seventy-two hours away!

Which is only four thousand, three hundred, and twenty minutes away!

Which in turn is only two hundred, fifty-nine thousand, two hundred seconds away!

Which isn’t long at all!

I seriously got to find a good name.

Something, what’s the word, commanding.

How about Queen of Darkness

Hmm.

Or Demonic Empress.

Now I really sound like a vampire.

Did I mention Vampire Lord tried to hit on me today?

Let’s just say it added fuel to the fire of P.O.edness concerning Master and Neo.

Back to names.

What about something like a Ra-send.

Dark Angel

Neo suggested one that I thought uhm disturbing in the least.

Pretty Pink Primrose Princess of all Spellcasters Big and Small.

I nearly killed myself then and there.

Just when I was about too I decided to kill my Master instead.

Maybe I should instill the help of Kariboh.

Seriously.

Okay names.

…..

….

Damn.

…

…

I hate it when my train of thought crashes.

Oh well.

~ Till later

-Regent Cherub

Ooh I like!

~End of Entry~

What’s in a name? – Chapter 5

Dear Diary,

Oh Dear Ra.

I have just met the most pompous, stuck-up, bigoted bitch in the Shadow Realm

I’m dead serious.

And it’s the same Spellcaster that was hitting on Master at the Tourney a couple entries ago.

I know her name now.

Hard to forget.

Pixie Knight.

That’s almost as bad as Dark Magician Girl.

In fact it’s worse.

I mean seriously.

I was hanging around with Master, Neo, and Mad after my swim lesson.

We were at the Tourney site and just talking about random stuff when up she comes.

Literally.

On her wings to be exact.

So up she comes and boots me out of the way with guess what.

Her fat-ass wings!

Ok so I was pushed out of the way, caught by Neo, and was quickly becoming totally and completely confused.

This Pixie was about two foot three, hitting on Darki- ah Master, and is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

And yet all the guys except Master are ogling at her.

I pretty sure it was the attire.

Or lack thereof.

And here I am, still in Neo’s arms and confused as hell.

Or the Pit of Abyss if your that concerned about saving our heritage.

Neo wasn’t looking at the Pixie now that I think about it.

Wow.

There is a lot of things I don’t realize about Neo until I actually think about it.

Weird.

Ok so Master eventually gets fed up with Pixs’ high-pitched, girlish, sourpuss voice and leaves.

As he is retreating on his wand Pix yells after him, ‘Remember that addressee Darkly bah-be,’.

Darkly?

Bah-be?

Did I miss something here?

I can think up better name for the Gellinator.

Referring to the enormous amounts of glop the vain freakazoid dollops in his hair by the carton to make it stay straight.

The above not being one.

So I got out of Neos’ bear hug and went walking around.

Neo of course came with me.

Alright I’m walking around and who comes gliding up but Vampire Lord.

This guy is also about as smart as Giant Rat.

I mean seriously this person perched on the stupid tree, fell, and hit all the branches on the way down.

He and Pix would make a good pair.

I can imagine all the intellectual conversations they’ll have together

Pix: Hello Honey!

Vamp: How was your day sweetcheeks?

Pix: Oh you charmer, you!

Vamp: Let’s go to the bar!

Pix: Sounds fun munchkins.

And on it would go.

I would hate to see their wedding plans.

When I finally caught up with Master he was hiding from Pix behind a dumpster.

Quite funny actually.

Turns out Pix can negate all spells, charms, hexes, curses, and talismans.

Which means dearest ‘Darkly’ is defenseless.

Time to exact my revenge.

I had a hard time deciding between beating the crap out of him and giving a tickle-attack.

I eventually decided on the tickling.

‘Darkly’ nearly wet his uhm spandex or whatever it is he wears.

Alright so I was teaching him all the possible meanings of ‘Laughter is golden’, when he took advantage of me.

It’s not fair to attack someone when they’re fixing their elaborate headgear!

He pinned my hands to the ground and sat on me.

How much can a monster who does ballet in thin air possibly weigh?

A lot judging by ‘Darkly’.

I scowled and tried to put my hands up in surrender.

‘Darkly’ obviously took this the wrong way.

He dragged me up by my hands and pinned me to the wall.

Leaning in a little to close.

I told him to get off me and that he won already and didn’t have to rub it in.

Needless to say he took his paws of me that instant.

Then I started beating the crap out of him.

Hmm today I want something a little on the light side.

Mainly because of my outfit.

Moonfire Enchantress

Ohh nice.

Moonlit Mistress of Magic

Hmmm I don’t like the alliteration.

Soraz, Mistress of the Stars

Nah.

Alrighty then

Till next time

~ Azure Demise

~End of Entry~

[~Chinchii~]

Dear Diary,

I have never felt more violated in my life.

Two, not one but two Monsters made a move on me today.

Only one got what they were looking for.

Luckily it was the one I wanted

Let me take you to the beginning.

I was walking home after The Nonreflixive Torturer took me to Dian Ketos’ because of a falling lesson accident.

I seriously doubt that letting someone fall twenty feet through the air is an ‘accident’ when you where standing right next to her when it happened.

I heard a voice in one of the alley’s and turned in to see what was happening.

Turns out it was Vamps talking to the air.

Like I said, a few grapes short of a bunch.

I has about to leave when he called my name and asked me to come over there.

Me, being the nice, sensitive, caring Monster that I am complied.

In an instant he had me pinned against the wall of the alley in the same fashion that Master had me the other day.

He said that he was going to have some fun with me and leaned in.

I told him to rethink his strategy then kneed him where the sun don’t shine.

He keeled over and I fought the urge to beat the crap out of him.

I ran out of the alley and smack into Neo who caught me from falling in a bear hug.

He asked he what was up because my cheeks where flushed and that doesn’t normally happen to me.

I was a little scared so I returned the hug and buried my face in his chest.

Fortunately he didn’t have on his armor and I didn’t have on my helmet.

He, well I don’t know exactly what he did because I had my face buried in his tunic.

Eventually Neo asked what was wrong and I shook my head.

‘Nothing’

Neo got really confused by that.

At least, I think he did.

Anyway, Neo was holding me and he said he knew what would make me feel better.

I looked up and asked what was he talking about.

He didn’t say anything just leaned down.

So he kissed me.

Not a real kiss but just a kiss.

After about, oh I don’t know I wasn’t keeping track.

Well after (what seemed like) a long time he pulled away.

Now all that would have been fine and good if he hadn’t said what he did.

‘Now that wasn’t so bad was it?’

As if he had asked me!

I got the giggles really bad right about then and started to laugh hysterically.

When I finally got under control Neo was leaving.

Laughter upsets him.

That’s interesting, that’s very interesting.*

So I caught up with him, said I was sorry and asked him if there was anything I could do to make it up.

Not that I would do it but still, I was just being polite.

Turns out I did do it.

He asked for another kiss.

After a few minutes of just walking around town it started to get dark.

Which means it was about time for the sunset.

I grabbed Neos’ hand and headed over to the Fissure Trap card.

When we got there it was just in time to see the sun flash pink, then purple; magenta; crimson; and finally red.

It was made even more amazing was the Neo was there.

About midway through he put his arm around my shoulders and pulled me in closer to him.

That was the way Unloving Tribulationor found us.

So Unloving Tribulationor told me to say good bye to Neo and that I had a big day tomorrow.

I got pretty pissed with ‘Master’ right about then

I said good-bye to Neo who flew away with a backwards look.

Like he knew I was in for hell and was sorry for me.

Damn was he right.

When Neo was out of sight and earshot Worry Wart started to rant and rave about how irresponsible I was and how I was being immature and how I should be focusing on the Tournament not other things.

Pouh!

Who asked him anyway?

I mean seriously Master Motor Mouth over here just likes to hear himself talk.

After giving me this amazing lecture on liability, accountability and any other ability he could think of at the time he told me that it was time to go home.

Well, I must say that was dramatic.

Not!

I asked him how I was supposed to get home since he had taken my wand away when I fell.

He looked at me like it was obvious.

‘Get on’

Was all he said.

I hate flying.

Even when I’m on a Wand.

I still hate it.

But this time it was actually fun.

I stood on the tip of the Wand and then Ballet Boy jumps on holds me around my waist from behind and then takes off with a signal to his wand.

It was amazing.

I’m normally afraid of falling down, but with ‘Darkly’ in the back supporting me I feel much safer .

I looked below me at the quickly fading city and started to worry.

We were going a lot higher than I would normally dare to look at.

We popped up above the clouds and I witnessed the most amazing sight ever.

It was the moonrise.

In the Shadow Realm as soon as the sun goes down the moon comes up.

That way Shades and Ra don’t get any more time in the sky than the other.

Mage solidified a cloud and we watched the moonrise together.

Mage getting a little closer to me than I would expect.

After the Moon was high in the air Mage took me home.

Through the door because of the ‘precarious position’ of my window ledge.

He’s still smarting about that?

Pouh!

Worry Wart.

Today I want something dark, powerful and swift.

Like Thunder Maiden

Hmm pure, I like!

Lightning Shadow.

Something you look for but can never find.

Midnight Tenshi.

Nice

Well until later-

~ Myou Maiden of Sorcerers.

~End of Entry~

Dear Diary,

Today was a very interesting day.

I got up and was about to go into town when who comes along but the Fun Police Purple Division and asks where I think I’m going.

I tell the PD Purple I know where I’m going –

Shopping!

He’s says to rethink my thoughts.

I told him to reassess his assessment on the thinking of my thoughts.

He told me to reestablish the basis for my thinking on the reassessment of his assessment on the pondering of my queries.

That shut me up.

Amazing.

I didn’t know Wandie knew so many long words.

I didn’t know I knew so many long words.

After our passionate discussion on where I thought I was going he told me where he knew I was going.

Falling Sessions.

Oh Ra save my immortal soul.

Please?

I nearly broke my Wand then and there.

Unfortunately a good friend of mine did it for me.

DMG meet Ground, Ground; DMG.

I nearly died.

Literally.

Maybe not literally.

But I was close.

After dropping it off at a repair shop I decided to go visit Mad.

He was just about to go scuba diving and asked me if I would like to go along.

I said yes immediately and he asked if I thought we should invite Mage.

I rolled my eyes.

Pouh!

Who cares!

He never liked boats much anyway.

Can’t imagine why.

I said yes and that I’ll just be a minute.

When I caught up with Mage and asked him if he would like to come, nothing happened.

His face turned white but that’s about it.

I swear when Stares into Space zones out nothing can get him back.

Unless you either give him a big wet one or douse him with water.

Definitely the water.

I got him out of his trance and asked him if he would like to go scuba diving with us.

He started stammering and making excuses.

I gave him a ‘Daggers of Doom’ look and he shut up.

I asked him to name three good reasons why he wouldn’t.

Ahem.

One, you could get run over by a boat and die.

We are more than floating on the surface buddy.

Two, You could run out of air and die.

Nope, Mad is a Water-master he charmed the tanks to re-fill themselves under water by sucking the oxygen out of the liquid, try again.

Three, you could get attacked by a shark and die.

Wrong once more, the chances of anyone dying by a shark attack are worse than getting stung to death by a bee.

Let me quote the last one.

Uh..uhm..uh..well..uh..ya see…uh…can I get back to you on that?

For all of his reasons I can think of just one as why he should go.

You can stay home on your lazy ass, fall of the couch and die.

That got him moving.

At least until he got to the pier.

I had to bring along a water bottle just to get him to budge.

When we got on the boat I was impressed despite myself.

It was a pretty high-tech boat especially for the Shadow Realm.

As soon as Mage got on the boat he went below deck and stayed there for the remainder of the trip.

Mad asked me if I had on a water-proof charm.

Amazingly I did.

He strung out an inner tube from the boat to about fifteen feet from the hull.

Then he took off at full speed.

It was awesome.

I was bouncing around and bobbing all over the place

When we got to the spot where we were going under I was the one who had to go down and force Mage from his permanent spot in front of the galley storage.

We got in.

I expected the water to be cold but it was quite warm.

Major Wuss got scared and held my hand the whole time we were under water.

I only allowed him to do it because I was being sympathetic.

With the emphasis on pathetic.

When we got back to shore Mad told me to get a good nights sleep and then left.

I was pretty confused.

It was still three hours before curfew at the time.

Now it’s three hours past curfew.

Just about.

I told Mage that my Wand would be ready and I needed to pick it up.

I am suspicious as to why he insisted to come with me.

Probably because I was hoping to see Neo and Intruder of the Universe was busting in on my brainwaves again.

Pouh!

Old Fart.

Can’t the guy leave me alone?

Doesn’t this guy have any semblance to a life?

Ahem.

NO!

So I went into town and asked Mage what the whole ‘have a good nights sleep’ was about.

Mage smiled and looked at the ground.

Nothing.

Nothing!

That’s not an answer!

I hate secrets.

When we got to the repair shop Mage left for home.

Weird.

I went into the shop and got my wand.

As I was browsing a pair of hands shot out of nowhere and covered my eyes.

I nearly had a heart attack and started to beat person to a pulp.

Turns out it was Neo.

Whoops.

After finding out it was Neo I started to beat him to pulp for scaring me.

Not that I was.

He told me to lay off and I did eventually.

Eventually.

Neo grinned and led me away from the shop.

By this time it was two hours till curfew and nearly time for the sunset.

Neo flew onto the top a steeple and we watched the sunset.

At least I did.

No clue what Neo was looking at though.

Might have been me.

Names!

I want one that will warn people; Don’t mess with me!

Hmm.

Lady of Impending Doom.

Possibly.

Cerulean Hellcat

Nice.

Did you know Hellcat is a real word?

It means which, beldam or hag.

But I’m much prettier than any of them.

Not!

Later-

~ Occult Harridan

~End of Entry~


Dear Diary,

The day went as well as could be expected.

The Tourney presentations started today and let me just say that I have some big challenges to overcome.

Those and my new roommates.

Love it when Mage invites all his buddies over.

Overnight.

For a week.

Or more.

His buddies being; Flame Swordsman (known as Pyro), Buster Blader (a.k.a. Edge) , Magician of Black Chaos (MB for short) and Dark Paladin (Aegis to friends and family).

Oh Joy.What fun.

Just who I needed to give me an ego boost.

Yeah.

Right.

So Mage got all his little pals over and they (not me) decide to have some fun and games.

Go Fish anyone?

Yeah.

These guys have no life whatsoever.

Except maybe MB he’s hott.

I’m serious.

Ok maybe I’m not.

Back to the beginning of the Tourney.

Competition?

Or lack thereof?

Definitely the lack.

I mean seriously Kuriboh is on a roll.

At least in his division.

Which happens to be mine.

Flutterbee Fly the Flirtatious is in the same zone as well.

She is facing Kuriboh tomorrow.

I hope Kuriboh kicks her sorry ass.

Neo is doing very well in his sector too.

Though there was that one match with Spirit of Flames that nearly set his ass on fire.

Turns out this is a Spellcaster/Effect Tourney.

Which explains how Kuriboh got in.

Oh yeah back to Neo.

Spirit of Flames is an Effect Monster with an attack of 1700 and the Effect of boosting that attack to 2000 during his attack.

And only during his attack.

Or Phase, whatever.

And since Neo only has an attack of 1700 and no Effect he decided to boost his own attack power to 2200 (making him stronger than me) by using one of winnings that he one at the start of the Tourney.

This is probably confusing you beyond reason so let me explain.

Basically once you win a match you get to take one spell or trap from them.

Neo used the Equipment Black Pendant bolstering his attack by 500 for the match.

Funny though.

Purple never really suited him.

And why would they name a purple necklace with hunter green beads Black Pendant?

It’s not a brooch it’s a necklace!

Well sort of.

And more to do with Neo.

After I kicked Mad’s sorry ass in the Tourney Neo offered to, what’s the word?

Ah yes.

‘Chaperon’ me home.

Probably to make sure Mage doesn’t tell me off for being slightly late.

Or something to do with Sir Purple Posterior.

I just overheard Neo and Mad talking after I, and I shall repeat, kicked his sorry ass.

They were in a conversation about Mage ‘messing’ with me.

Pouh!

As if!

Yeah so Neo escorted me home and was about to leave, all nice and friendly like when guess who has, just has, to ruin the moment.

PD Purple and the Fun Police.

The cross-dressing-pastel colored-mismatched-sheet-wearing freak threatened Neo that if he didn’t stay away from me or lay a hand on me he would be sent to his death in the Eternal Abyss inevitably.

Hello?

He kissed me twice and that’s it!

How did the SRSA find out anyway? (Shadow Realm Secret Agency)

Duh.My Diary.

I really need an anti-intruder lock on this thing.

Neo frowned shook his head and just left.

I think he is either embarrassed or just disappointed he didn’t get a good bye kiss.

Definitely disappointed.

I nearly exploded.

After Neo had left I reached up got Mage by the ear and proceeded to drag him into the kitchen, locking the door and putting an anti-eavesdropper charm on all six dimensions.

Then I rounded on Mage and asked him what the hell his problem was.

He shrugged and mumbled something that I couldn’t comprehend.

Where is Kuriboh when you need him?

I asked him once again.

This time he said that talking to and being around Neo was ‘fraternizing with the enemy’.

Fraternizing with the enemy?

What enemy?!

Where?!

That was around when I started to yell at Purple Rudeness for being uncivilized and discourteous to my convoy.

He said he was sorry and what else did I want from him.

Well now that you mention it. . .

I told him I wanted him to apologize to Neo for being unmannerly and imprudent.

He whined and asked me if he had too.

I said yes, suck it up and that nothing was going to change my mind.

He did the Puppy Gaze of Distortion and guess what?

I gave in.

I told him to forget about and do whatever he wanted.

Which he apparently took the wrong way.

Next thing you know I was pinned against the wall and conjoined at the lips and hips (Hey that rhymes! ^-^) with Mage.

I must of missed something.

I meant to use your better judgement on the matter of apologizing to Neo.

Not to start…well…I don’t want to go into details.

Though it was pretty nice.

Wait a second here.

NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

I like Neo.

NE--O.

Neo.

Not Mage or MB or anybody else.

Neo.

Now names.

I want something dangerous and feminine, something that shows I don’t need to be babied.

Thorned Rose.

Sweet in a don’t mess with me kinda way.

Shadowed Pearl.

Dark and beautiful.

Nice.

Frozen Crystal.

Cold and sharp.

Very nice.

Well till later.

~ Seraph Inferno Mist

~End of Entry~

Dear Diary,

Today was and is officially screwed up.

To start with, for some odd reason The Flirting Fairy won her match against Kuriboh even after she was knocked out for ten (or was it twenty?) minutes.

I personally think it had something to do with the lack of accouterments and the ogling by the judges (All of whom are male) when Flutterbee did an extremely steep dive.

Extremely steep.

Then Neo kicked Harpy Ladies’ butt even when she brought out her dragon and her sisters.

Yeah I was amazed too.

Next in the series of miracles Mage and MB faced off in the tourney and let me tell you right now it was a battle for the ages.

Spells and curses flying everywhere, random stuff happening to anyone within ten yards of the arena, judges having to conjure some nasty piece of work to flee from the debris.

It was awesome!

Or it would have been.

If what happened had not of happened.

Mage won in the end but as soon as he knocked MB down and out the curse he was making was let loose and Mage, being unprepared, took it head on.

And guess what!

He is now a cat.

A reddish-purple kitten of a cat.

A scrawny wimp of a feline ashamed to show its’ whisker in a Pets-Co. ( Yes hyped up million-dollar businesses have reached the shadow realm)

(Sad isn’t it?)

So now I’m stuck baby-er kitty-sitting this little wimp.

Pouh.

Dammed waste of my frikkin time if you ask me.

Neo missed the show so when I showed him Crimson he cooed and said how sweet and all that crap monsters do when they see a new pet.

Neos’ nose nearly came off and now I think he is going to have a permanent three lined cross scar on his cheek.

Good kitty.

I know I’m evil.

I’m not to worried Dian Keto has cured a lot more serious stuff in his time.

So Crimson is ‘scared’ (I think he’s faking for some odd reason) and I’m stuck with him at the foot of the bed.

Dumb Cat.

I was actually pretty bored today since the PD Purple is a cat and Neo had to go to Dians’.

Okay not really.

Edge and Pyro got some of there buds and girls and we played some – er – interesting, grownup games.

Yeah, real interesting.

First let me tell you who was there.

Girls;

Lady Assailant of the Flames

Red Archery Girl

Marie the Fallen One

And

Cosmo Queen (Her headgear is lager and more ridiculous than mine!)

Boys(besides Edge and Pyro) ;

Vampire Lord (Damn)

Archfiend Soldier

And

Witty Phantom.

Making it an even five to five.

The first ‘game’ we played was go fish.

I secretly think that was just to put Crimson off our sent.

It was either that or chloroform.

Next we played ‘Survivor’.

First thing you do is divide up by sex.

Then each girl (or each boy) goes and kisses each boy (or a girl) opposite sex only!

Then everyone votes on the worst girl and the worst boy kisser.

The point is to be the last girl/boy on the ‘island’.

Fun, ne?

Luckily I wasn’t voted off first.

Cosmo Queen was.

Turns out she just wouldn’t take off her stupid hat.

In the end it was Vampire Lord and Red Archery Girl (No surprises there)

Then we played numbers.

Each member of the opposite sex was assigned a number and only other members of their sex knew about it.

I was #3.

Then (since there were only five of us) we rolled a die to see which pair of numbers go first.

See where I’m getting at.

This time I was last.

Boy #3 turned out to be Witty Phantom which wasn’t that bad because he is kinda cute.

The last game of the night was Guess the Flavor.

We used the ever popular skittles.

So the boys went into one room while each of us at only one flavor of the candy.

I was lemon yellow (a/n that is a skittles flavor right?)

When the boys came in they chose a girl and started to try and Guess the Flavor.

Can anyone guess how they guessed?

Duh!

Kissing!

First was Witty Phantom.

He thought I was Grape.

Nope he’s out.

Cosmo Queens partner Archfiend soldier guessed orange and was right.

They sat down.

Then out went Red Archery Girl and Pyro.

Then Flame and Edge.

Then Marie and Vamps.

So I was the only one whose boy decided to guess the wrong flavor!

The guys started a huddle and then decided.

Each of them was going to get a kiss (Besides Phantom, He had his turn, they argued) and I had to decide on the best kisser and the winner of the game and the prize was a make-out session with the girl of their choice.

I nearly died.

Nearly.

One boy is enough but five?

Alright!In the end I had to admit that Vamps was by far the best.

By far.

And his prize was a make-out session with . . . .Drumroll please.

Me!

I nearly turned him into a bat permanently for life.

I decided to wake up Crimson instead.

That got them out in a hurry.

So now I’m in bed writing in my journal.

Dairy.

Whatever.

Hmm names.

I want something terrifying.

Something that will strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.

That and a new outfit.

Let me see. . .

Darkness’ Daughter (Thanks to v son saiyan)

Hmmm menacing.

Maiden Magician Necromancer (Idea from KrimsonKiller I tweaked it sorry if your mad thanks)

Cause I get power if Mage is in the Graveyard.

Queen of the Black Shadows.(Thanks to Trinity Connor)

Hmmm Powerful

Well until we meet again

~ Elan of the Occult Ember

It’s a little long but it’ll do.

~End of Entry~

[~Chinchii~]

Dear Diary

Had a rude awakening this morning.

Extremely rude.

When I woke up I couldn’t move.

I normally wake up, roll over, grab my wand and either magic myself some coffee or magic myself asleep.

I also normally don’t open my eyes until an hour or two later.

So when I woke up and found I couldn’t move I started to panic.

Just a little.

Before I hyperventilated (that’s a long word J ) I decided to open my eyes and guess what I found?

MAGE!

The pervert had transformed during the night and was too lazy to go into his own room.

He had slept in my bed!

With me!

In my room!

In my bed!

With me!

Wow that was repetitive.

Anyway I pushed him off the bed and I (Being me) fell off to.

Just on the other side.

Thank Ra.

I popped up and started to yell at him from across the room.

Unfortunately I ran out of breath before I ran out of insults.

When I finally decided to look at him so I could beat the crap out of him I learned that he was sleeping.

After what I had just done!

Pushed him off the bed and yelled in his ear!

Damn him.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to remember all those insults ever again.

Such genius wasted on deaf ears.

Or sleeping in this case.

Sigh.

I love my life.

So after that I tied him up put his wand in a place where he will never find it (he’s still looking!) and headed out to the Tourney.

First Match of the day.

Dark Magician Girl Vs. The Seductive Sprite (a.k.a. Pix)

As if this morning wasn’t enough!

Lot’s of Monsters are atheists.

I myself believe and pray to Ra every day.

………

Someone has it out for me.

If it’s him I’m going down the road of mediocrity tomorrow morning.

After my daily prayer of course.

So me and Flutterbee bowed to each other and went to opposite ends of the stadium.

…My grammar sucks I know.

It was over in less than two minutes.

I got out the Equip Spell Card Sword of Dark Destruction and raised my attack to 2700.

I then got on my Wand and soared toward the Fairy.

Damn was she fast.

Lucky for me I’m faster.

I grabbed her ankle and did my Dark Burning Attack channeling it not through my Wand but through my hand.

I didn’t even know I could do that.

So I obliterated Pix who started to head in the direction of my house before I reminded her that her apartment was the other way.

She said she was delusioned after our ardent match.

Delusioned?

Is that a word?

Well if it is she’s been delusional if she thinks she can steal Mage.

I’d like to see her try.

Oh!

Neo took me dancing.

It was different than what I expected.

His exact words in inviting me ‘C’mon. You secretly wish to boogie do you not?’

I nearly died of laughter .

Or nearly died trying to restrain my laughter.

Neo thought I had a cough and offered to take me to Dian Ketos’.

No just a fit of mirth.

So Neo picked me up at 5 and we went into town.

I thought we were going clubbing.

Nope.

Neo said he had made reservations for us at the Silver Masquerade.

Oh. . .ballroom dancing . . .fun.

The Silver Masquerade is a ball held every fifty years celebrating the Unbeatables.

Exodia, Slipher, Obelisk and The Dragon.

More fun.

So after getting my toes stepped on by Neo more times than I care to count I decided that it was time to go home.

Without Neo.

When I got home Mage had managed to untie himself.

After examining the rope I have come to the conclusion that Mage is a hell of a lot stronger than he looks.

The ropes were ripped into shreds!

Little itty-bitty teeny-weeny miniscule fibers.

It was a little scary.

He was upstairs when I arrived and literally flew down the stairs in order to get me to tell him where his Wand was.

I had a Wand and he didn’t.

Oh this was going to be fun.

Payback time.

I thought about what I should do while Mage was pinned up to the wall with a sticky charm.

He was yelling curses that I had never heard……Wait….Yes I have…Those were my curses!

The exact ones that I had yelled at him when he was ‘sleeping’!

If he was faking then he would have known I was tying him up!

And if he had known that I was tying him up that would mean.. . . .

The PERVERT!!

He was looking down my shirt when I was bending over to tie him up!

Oh Mage you are so in for it when I wake up!

So I stuck him on the wall and decided since he wouldn’t let me go shopping a few days back I would make sure he knew the full horrors of having old clothes.

I have the picture right here.

Ra does he look gay.

Ahem.

Sorry.

I dressed him in an old sundress of mine that clashed horribly with purple.

Then I put on some ancient cowboy boots and applied some makeup that Cosmo Queen had forgotten.

To Mage of course.

To add the finishing touch I gave him a sombrero.

Then I put on a charm on all the clothing so that he wouldn’t be able to take them off for a week or until he found his Wand.

Woohoo what a week this one will be.

Now for names.

I want something Dark and Deadly

Kokuei* of the Fire

Definitely dark but deadly nuh-uh.

Yoarashi** of the Dead

Oh very nice.

Necromancer of the Meikyou***

I like it.

Till the next torturing of Mage

~ Night Tenka****

~End of Entry~

Dear Diary,

Neo advanced to the semifinals along with Silpheed, Chaos Sorcerer, and Moisture Creature.

In his division.

It was a close call between him and Seaman of Darkness.

The scar on his cheek gave him a very roughish look.

Hmm mm hott.

Must remember to thank the Litter Box Inbred nest time I see him.

Nah.

Neo was back to normal today.

Yesterday was really weird and I am still convinced that he was high on an inhalant or something.

Really.

Bad news for the day; Mage found his wand.

Damn.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

I am very disappointed in myself.

I thought that I had found the perfect hiding space.

Guess not.

. . . . . .

Damn.

Surprising thing is he wasn't too terribly mad about it.

The only time today that he was actually pissed was when I told him Neo was officially the hottest guy ever.

He told me hero-worship is unhealthy.

Hero-worship?

All I told him was that Neo was officially the hottest guy ever, that my faith had been reaffirmed and that Neo is Ras' gift to women.

That's not hero-worship is it?

Oh well I guess it is but still.

He is the hottest guy ever.

So I have a right to worship him.

Right?

Right?!

. . . . .

Moving on.

Today I went up against Gargantuan Knight.

He was at least twenty cubits high!

Or at least I think he was.

Doesn't matter anyway I still kicked his sorry ass.

Neo has a nice ass.

Pardon me while I daydream about my fine piece of eye candy.

I think Mage will flip when he reads this.

If he reads it.

I installed an anti-wizard charm on it.

Which means I can get in.

And he can't.

Gimme some props here people.

He could break the spell.

. . .

Damn

Oh well back to me.

Today Mage turned his opponent into a toad before he got in the ring.

Cheater.

The Monster was disqualified from the Tourney.

The frog not Mage for those of you who were wondering.

In my division is La Jinn, Moonbeam Arrow, and Marie the Fallen One.

In Mages - Gaia the Fierce Knight, Summoned Skull, and Black Luster Soldier.

Glad I'm not him.

Oh I forgot to mention Kuriboh and The Flirting Fairy somehow got into the last division.

I think it has something to do with Fuzztails oversized brain and Pixs' oversized bust.

Just a thought.

In their division is, get this, Giant Soldier of Stone and Seven Colored Fish.

I don't get it either.

Oh well.

Today Neo took me on a fly over of the Realm.

I got nauseous.

Only a little.

Just a little.

Ok maybe not a little.

But it wasn't on Neo!

Never on Neo.

At least I think it wasn't on Neo.

Hmmm…

I think I blacked out.

Then how did I get home?

Let me see,

All I remember is being lied on the ground and a voice telling me that I would be ok.

Probably Neo.

Mmm…Hot and sweet…I think I love him more now.

But it didn't sound like Neo.

Kinda deeper.

And husky.

Definitely not Neo.

Neos' voice sound like honey and coconut.

Really sweet and smooth.

. . . .

I'm going to have to work on that.

Later.

Today I want a name that says Angel.

Archangel of the Deep

I guess but is it holy.

Seraph of Clouds.
Matches my outfit!

Heavenly Esper

Not really me.

I'll think of something.

Till later

Cherub of Night

Entry 13

I think someone has been reading my diary.

Seriously.

I found some stains on the pages and I have no clue how they got there.

Let me see.

Hmm.

Chocolate and caramel.

An interesting combination.

I shall do investigative research!

Tomorrow!

Today was pretty normal.

Nothing exploded.

Well not until after tourney at least.

OK the morning was pretty normal everything after was, just, well, you decide.

In the morning the tourney quarter finals commenced.

In Neo's Division, Neo and Marie the Fallen One

Hmph I'm much cuter than her!

Not that he cares.

In my Division, me and La Jinn.

In Mages Division, Mage and Black Luster Soldier.

In Kuriboh's division, Kuriboh and guess who, Fluterbee Fly the Flirtatious.

Hmph whatever.

Mage is going to have his work cut out for him.

Ok so what's going to happen is the winner of Mages' and Neos' battle face off and then the winner of Flys' and my division take it down!

I am so going to win

I hope.

OK after the semifinals Mage invited his friends over (see Entrys 9 and 10 ) And we had a party!

It was wild!

Pyro and Edge managed to get they're hands on some beer and all the boys got drunk.

The girls didn't drink.

Not a lot anyway.

OK so the Music was ancient and the drinks were laced but other than that it was cool.

I was dancing with Vamps cause he was the best dancer there when Neo shows up.

I was ecstatic.

Until I saw who was behind him.

Hello Fly.

Kuriboh was trailing behind but he only stayed for a couple of minutes then he left muttering about plans to take over the world.

Yeah whatever.

I danced with Neo for a bit then Mage pulled me away.

I was slightly pissed but then I found out that Mage was an even better dancer than Vamps.

Wow.

Where'd he learn?

Eventually everyone left but Neo.

Mage sat down a seat across from Neo and then I sat in between them.

I had a forced conversation with them.

Eventually Neo left after he looked out the window.

I wonder what he saw.

Excuse me, wondered.

I was kinda put out until I heard a voice.

"There you are bah-bee, I never thought you'd never come!"

Then I was furious.

I decided to go against my instincts and to go outside and pummel Neo.

I opted for the sit like an idiot and don't move method instead.

After about five minutes Mage spoke up.

"Were you going out with him?"

I nodded.

"Oh"

Oh?

Oh?

OH?!

I just encountered the most traumatic, mind-numbing and mentally hurtful experience that a teenage female mind frame could have and he says oh!!

That's tactful and sensitive.

Thank you Interpreter of Feelings for making me feel a whole lot better!

Well he did, after a while.

Mage asked if I wanted to talk about it.

What do you think?

I shook my head.

He told everything was going to be alright.

…

I didn't answer.

He asked me to stand up while doing so himself.

I stood up.

He took my hand and placed his arm around my waist.

"May I have the last dance?"

I said yes and we danced.

There wasn't any music or anything but hey it was still fun.

After he stopped I looked at him and asked if ever really liked Neo.

"Cover your ears."

I did cause obviously no words should taint my virgin senses.

After Mage stopped ranting I asked him another question.

Do I get a goodnight kiss?

I did.

Now names.

I think that I want something Powerful and Imposing.

Black Raven.

I 'm going Vamps again.

Hmm Howaboat a Commanding sort of tone.

Majestic Magician.

I crack myself up.

Eye of Ra.

Hmm a little to Commanding, almost upstart do ya think?

Ok till later days.

Le Fay Sorceress

End of Entry

Dear Diary

Today I went up against La Jinn And I kicked his sorry smoky hiney.

That took some time.

Try taking on smoke you can't hear, see, smell, or even feel until it's to late.

But that's nothing, let me tell you about Mages' battle.

So he's up against Black Luster Soldier right?

Right.

Blackie thought that this was going to be a pushover match because he is 700 points stronger than Mage, So he started to get arrogant and didn't bring any magic or trap cards to the match.

Stupid.

The judges tell them they may commence and there they go!

Blackie decides to start the fight and begins to slash and hack at Mage with everything he's got.

Now this Soldier may be strong but Mage is like chain lightning.

Anything that Blackie sent his way Mage avoided easily

Mage Avoided a particularly nasty back half swing and then used the magic card Call For Friend.

Call For Friend allows you to summon one monster to the arena that has an attack of equal or lesser power than you.

I have no clue were mage could have possibly gotten that card cause it is very, very, very hard to come by.

I should know.

I've tried to get one and. . .

It's very hard to come by.

Anyway Mage called Suijin to the arena.

Suijin has an attack of 2500 (same as Mage) and an amazing effect that not many people know about cause it can only be used once.

Blackie was extremely confused.

It is in the rule books that even if another Monster was summoned to the field the other Monster could not attack or use effects.

Well Mage had another card up his sleeve.

Blackie decided to attack Mage again because Suijin wasn't a threat.

Wrongo!

Mage whips out another card – Exchange.

This card allows you to switch Effects with another monster of equal power.

So Mage got Suijins' Effect and Suijin is just standing there really not caring about this whole thing at all since he not the one whois going to use the effect.

The Soldier tried once again to decapitate Mage but it didn't work.

Mage then used his effect.

Decrease; It allows the user to choose one opposing monster and then decrease its attack points to zero for three turns.

Not that Blackie knew that.

One of the side effects of being hit by an effect is numbness.

So Mage demolishes Blackie in the most amazing turnaround of the century and wins.

Neo won too.

Not that I care.

He lost in the end.

Oh!

Fly won against Kuriboh!

Damn Fuzzball.

He should have kicked her sorry wings!

Damn.

Oh well.

Today was the Double Duel Day; when the Monsters face two opponents instead of one.

So I went up against Fly.

We went into the Arena and as soon as we started she flew around me so fast it was a blur.

She was whispering to me and telling all about how Neo had double crossed me and how he was tied to her.

I was so pissed.

I couldn't believe the gall this Underdeveloped Cro-Fay had!

The slut just wouldn't shut up about how Neo couldn't keep his hands off her, how passionate they were for each other and mounds of other crap I do not care to mention.

I told to be quiet and to shut up and she wouldn't stop.

At a certain point I just lost it completely.

I couldn't control myself.

I couldn't take it.

I yelled and waves of Power came out of me.

The judges formed a force-field to protect the audience just in time.

All my feelings, my emotions, my thoughts, and words just came out at that moment.

Everything I had been feeling over the past few weeks just exploded.

Mage had told me this might happen and what to do if it did so I just let go and handed the reigns to unconsciousness.

I woke up four hour later in my room with Mage standing over me.

I looked at him and asked if I won.

He sat back and laughed.

Then he told me that I had blasted Pixie Knight into the next dimension.

Good.

I hope she likes it there cause that's where she was staying.

I asked Mage about his and Neo's battle.

He said he was so pissed at Neo for hurting me that he blasted him to Fly new residence since he liked her so much.

I laughed and thanked him.

He looked outside and I saw that the moon was pretty high in the sky.

He stood up, said good night, and was about to leave when I grabbed his arm.

Don't I get a good night kiss?

I was sitting indian style under the bed covers, he kissed me on the cheek and I told him he missed.

Mage sat down so that he was sitting next to me, facing him.

Then he leaned over and kissed me on the mouth.

I never realized how smooth and soft a persons lips could be.

No tongue though, it's only our second kiss.

I just realized . . . I'm going up against Mage tomorrow in the finals!

Oh snap.

Pouh!

Well I need a good name for my victory.

Or defeat.

I want something Dark and Powerful.

Xia of the Abyss

Nice but a little too Dark.

Immortal Inferno.

Hot but I'm not the Fire type of girl

Mythical Powress

Hmm I'm not that legendary but its cool.

Later days

Cerulean Hellfire

End of Entry

Dear Diary.

I cannot even begin to explain the combined amazingness, weirdness and wonderfulness that was in this day.

Cannot even begin.

But I’ll try.

Since I’ve been shirking my swim lessons with Mad because of the tourney I decided to swim a couple of laps around Island Turtle.

So that started my day.

I then walked around town for a bit and a lot of Monsters congratulated me on getting so far in the tourney.

Humph.

Sexists.

I went home and played chess with Mage.

Then checkers.

Then backgammon.

Then Monopoly. (A/N I do not own Monopoly™)

Now there is a game I can win at.

Though the checkers match was close too.

I was red and there were six black pieces kinged on my side of the board.

That’s good right?

Anyway after the Monopoly game Mage got up and said that he was going out.

I told him to wait up and I would come with him.

He said no and hurriedly rushed out the door.

Now I don’t know about you but I got slightly suspicious and decided to follow him.

Mage was going into the shadier section of town.

Not exactly a red-light area but a place with a few more bars than necessary.

He looked around and casually stepped into a bar called The Pirate’s Treasure.

I followed him inside a couple minutes later, trying to be discreet as I possibly could be.

Which, as those of you who know me know, that it is a feat easier said than done.

Much easier.

I found him sitting in a booth with two other Monsters who I couldn’t make out.

The air was really smoky and the whole place was pretty dim lighted.

Anywho I sat at a table behind a column and listened really hard.

They must have been talking extremely quietly because I couldn’t hear a thing.

Some of the words I made out were "shocked," , " Brilliant," and "Your smarter than you look, E."

E, E, E, I remember that nickname from somewhere.

Oh well, I’ll figure it out later.

Whatever it was Mage was talking about he cleared it up pretty quick.

In about three minutes they all stood up and left.

I waited about thirty seconds before dashing after them.

I needed to get home before mage realized I had left.

Lucky me I know all the shortcuts.

Even with them and running the whole way back I was still winded when Mage walked in the door.

He came in looked at me and asked me if anything was wrong.

I could barely breath, so I shook my head and went into the kitchen to pour myself a drink.

Mage walked and stood behind me for a minute then draped his arms around my neck.

I took another gulp of my water and turned around to face him.

I asked what he wanted, almost certain that my face wasn’t flushed just from the run home.

He looked me in the eyes and I crossed my arms.

Well, I asked.

He muttered and looked down, and I told him to speak up.

He looked up at my face and said this.

He pulled me in and kissed me with his hands sliding to my hips.

Now until that point it had always been Mage kissing me and that’s that.

But this time.

This time.

I kissed him back.

Only after I told him I was only mortal (not really but it was too good a line to miss) and I had to breath did he let go of me.

He let go of me and stepped back and did I see a blush on his cheeks?

Nah.

So after I downed two more glasses of water and made a few more trips to the little sorceress’s room did I actually look at the sundial and see what time it was.

I had about two more hours until Moonrise, when the final match of the tournament actually begun.

I decided to go into my room and try to beat myself at chess, checkers, backgammon, and Monopoly, in that order.

I won at chess, decided to skip checkers and went on to cream myself in Backgammon and Monopoly.

Then since I had then decided I was on a roll resolved to try my hands at checkers; again.

It was pretty sad.

I kinda locked myself into a corner with both of the colors at the same time.

So I lost.

And I was doing so good too.

I think.

By that time I had about forty-five minutes to get to the stadium.

I went downstairs, grabbed my wand and went.

At the stadium I was immediately ushered into a trailer for costume and makeup.

This is a tournament not a beauty contest.

I got one look in the mirror and decided I looked pretty good.

My skirt was slightly shorter and instead of the pink and blue look I had a dark purple, that was more reddish than blue, and azure color scheme.

I didn’t have on any makeup other than a delicate layer of slightly-darker than natural lipstick.

The artistes had also found a way to change my wand to match my outfit.

The hat still sucked though.

Then it was time.

The big moment.

I peeked out from behind the archway and couldn’t see a thing.

It was so bright the only thing I could make out was the ring.

I was so nervous.

I took a deep breath tightened my grip on my wand and walked out.

As soon as I reached the edge of the arena I saw Mage on the other side looking extremely nonchalant.

I heard the announcer.

"From the East Division, a renowned spellcaster with a clever card hidden up his sleeve at all times, the amazing, the astonishing Dark Magician!"

Mage stepped up and waved smiling slightly.

What a ham.

"And now from the West Division, a flying fairy that packs a punch, the dangerous, the perilous, the beautiful, Pixie Knight!"

I was speechless.

I didn’t move.

Mage shook his head went over to the announcer and told him my real name.

He blushed and made up something about a technical malfunction before introducing me.

I stepped up and glared at him.

The announcer looked away then instructed us to come to the center and bow.

Mage and I walked up and looked each other in the eye.

I smiled and a corner of his mouth twitched.

The announcer ringed a bell signaling the beginning of the match.

Neither of us moved.

Then Mage winked and stepped forward.

I was immediately on the offensive.

He took a few more steps.

By this time he was so close I could feel his body heat.

His arms snaked around my waist and I was shocked for a few seconds.

The crowed gasped.

Only a few.

I tried to wriggle out of his grasp trying to explain that this was a tournament not a gentleman’s club.

He smiled.

So, he said.

"So there are people here"

"So?"

"That see us"

"So?"

I was getting desperate.

I told him to do something or I would hex him.

I should have remembered that incident in the kitchen.

He tightened his grip pulled me in and kissed me.

The crowd gasped.

I had no clue what was happening.

I was in a stadium.

Surrounded with people.

Having an obnoxious commentator describing my every move.

I was blown.

So I did the only obvious thing.

I tucked my wand into my belt and kissed him back.

After a while Mage pulled away and asked if I wanted to leave.

I looked at him.

The announcer.

Then at him.

One more kiss, I whispered.

He smiled and gave it to me.

Then he somehow conjured his wand, floated us onto it, and made it fly out of the stadium.

Never breaking the kiss and amid collective gasps from the assembly.

Wow.

Talk about a perfect exit.

We got home and changed.

In our separate rooms.

Conjured some out-of-dimension technology to watch a DVD.

I wanted to watch Titanic. (A/N Which I don’t own)

He wanted to watch Charlie’s Angels. (A/N Which I also don’t own.)

We watched Titanic.

It was fun.

In a romantic-tragedy-teenager-mind frame type of way.

So after the movie we said goodnight and went to bed.

In our separate rooms.

Damn.

So here I am sitting in my bed writing this.

And you know what.

I think I found my perfect name.

Dark Magicians Girl.

End of Story

Uh

Yeah.

The End?

Oh Wait!

In the following page(s) I have included the Epilogue for you reading pleasure

Yeah.

Epilouge

Dear diary.

Today seemed like the end of something though I don’t know what.

Weird huh?

Well today I learned that we didn’t win the tournament.

I wasn’t expecting too.

But it would have been nice.

Guess who did win.

Kuriboh.

Yeah the fuzztail.

Jeez I though the runner up would win or something.

But anyway it turns out that when Fly was disqualified for cheating shortly after our match all of the previous batlles were null and void.

So Fuzzy Bear convinced the judges that since he had was the last person defeated by Fly and since that battle didn’t count he was technically undefeated.

So guess what?

Fuzztail won.

Go figure.

Yeah.

Well Mage and I are officially an Item.

Though I think you might have guessed that.

And about the bar.

Turns out Edge, Flame, and Mage had conspired the whole end of the tourney exit.

That cleared up a few things

I almost forgot!

Neo found his way home.

(Damn.)

Oh and he started going after Red Archery Girl

Hope they have fun.

And as for Pix.

She’s still in last month.

Till later

DMG

[~Chinchii~]

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[F e n i]

OMG THIS IS THE STORY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR, FOR AGES!!!!!!!!!

[destinyeyes]

These are AWESOME guys.